March 2012
I’d say I wanna murder my suitemates, but I’d probably get called out. So instead I’ll say this:
I abhor them.
I loathe them.
I cannot stand them.
I hate them.
February 2012
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Joe’s Crab Shack just called too !
Hollaaaaaa
finna get a job, yo !
:):):)
1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
did the posting icons change, or is this computer weird ?
in other news, i have a job interview on Friday.
At CHIPOTLE !
I’m not gonna lie to you guys.
My application was only half serious.
This class bores me.
still have feelings for the ex
really like the current
oops
what do i do
classof1969:
marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
finally updated my resume
holla @ being profesh !
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“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are...”
– Sylvia Plath (via katyjean)
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i’m all kinds of upset for literally no reason right now
and i just wanna sleep
but if i got to my room, i’m worried my asshole suitemates are gonna try to make me clean the bathroom
when a, i don’t fucking make a mess
and b, it’s not my fault they don’t know how to make a fucking schedule.
read the fucking roommate agreement, bitches.
if you wanna talk to me,...
